Dancinpete's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[No Christmas For You!]

Oh yeah

Apparently night raider missed the whole point but who cares. It was good and I liked it. And that is the most important opinion in the world. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[LESBIAN SEX PAL SIM DATE]

Hmmmmmmm,

That was the sun from Mario Bros. 3 wasn't it?

Duckshirt responds:

yeah, it was heavily based on it

[The Toast Office]

Hehehehe,

I don't really know why, but I liked it! Toast rocks!

[Mario Outtakes Preview]

Dude

Fucking hilarious, seriously, I laughed for ten weeks!

[The Butcher]

WTF?

Bartender should've kicked his ass for cutting up his bar.

[kazuto2]

Same shit

Different day. It would be better if you could learn some spelling and grammar.

[Block Rush: March]

Friggin

Sweet! More more more!

[Inflatable Jesus]

Man

somebody had a disturbing childhood.

MrHappyFace responds:

I for one had a wonderful childhood. I was very spoiled.

My father would only beat me once or twice a night, maybe not at all if he passed out before he could remember. Mother would always pack me these cool little lunches for school, and then not give them to me because I had been a "stupid fucking moron, now go to school and starve you little fuck."

Uncle Sam was cool. I miss Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam was this guy I met once at the shoping mall when I was 5. I couldn't find Daddy, he had probably been arrested or something, and I haden't seen Mom in a while. Then Uncle Sam came up and asked if I was lost. I said yes and he told me he was my Uncle, and took me to his cool rusty blue truck and gave me lots of candy. I don't remember much after that. My psychologist says I've "repressed the memory" whatever the hell that means, however I think he must have brought me to a theme park or something, because I remember feeling very dizzy.

Ha ha ha seriously though, Inflatable Jesus is awesome.

[Starwars spoof 3]

Well

The movie sucked and so do spoofs of the movie.

[Mystic Spaceship Part 3]

Yo

I'm from da streets yo