Dancinpete's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[XTC Xtreme 2]

The shit as always!!!

And to the reviewer before me, wtf? Do you even think before the shit spews from your mouth or is it just a natural reflex when you see such awesome shit as this?

ViceFullbuster responds:

I AM A MACROMEDIA...GOD! *pose*

[Beast Boi Pt.4]

Yo my sniggy

You should change your name back to crack rock or something like that or maybe dopesniggy dope thalomew. That would be some tight shit.

ViceFullbuster responds:

no,im not an addict anymore ^_^

[LESBIAN SEX PAL SIM DATE]

Hmmmmmmm,

That was the sun from Mario Bros. 3 wasn't it?

Duckshirt responds:

yeah, it was heavily based on it

[Inflatable Jesus]

Man

somebody had a disturbing childhood.

MrHappyFace responds:

I for one had a wonderful childhood. I was very spoiled.

My father would only beat me once or twice a night, maybe not at all if he passed out before he could remember. Mother would always pack me these cool little lunches for school, and then not give them to me because I had been a "stupid fucking moron, now go to school and starve you little fuck."

Uncle Sam was cool. I miss Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam was this guy I met once at the shoping mall when I was 5. I couldn't find Daddy, he had probably been arrested or something, and I haden't seen Mom in a while. Then Uncle Sam came up and asked if I was lost. I said yes and he told me he was my Uncle, and took me to his cool rusty blue truck and gave me lots of candy. I don't remember much after that. My psychologist says I've "repressed the memory" whatever the hell that means, however I think he must have brought me to a theme park or something, because I remember feeling very dizzy.

Ha ha ha seriously though, Inflatable Jesus is awesome.

[Megaman X7 stragegy guide]

jib jib

When I was little I had a megaman toy and my dog shit on it. I used to watch the cartoon all the time and it was great. I live by these people who have a kid that runs around screaming I am megaman. So I screamed at him that I'm megaman. Oh yeah all these facts on here are true. My megaman toy told me that before my dog shit on it. Now I have a megaman toy that smells like dog shit. Anyway, this flash helped me play megaman x7 and I've beaten it 30 times in just the past 24 hours. Its neat like that. One time I sat and ate 10 pounds of oatmeal, then I had to shit really bad. I went to shit and my dog had put the megaman toy in the toliet and I shit on it by mistake. Oh well, just took it outside and hosed it off. Great flash.

ViceFullbuster responds:

great story :) should be written

[The Fruit Bunch ep1]

WTF?

Ok what the hell was that? I didn't know this was Sesame Street. Also that fucking springy noise when they jumped was fucking annoying.I once knew this guy named Bandit Barnes and it was funny this one time he started making candy for orphan children. But what he didn't tell those orphans was that he was making it from raccoon ass. It was funny to watch those kids eat it and then throw it up later and I would point and laugh and say hahaha, you just ate raccoon ass. Then they would cry and I would laugh some more. It was good times. Hehehe, you should make a flash with sonic and megaman gang raping the toadstool princess ahahahaha, that would be funny. Like this one time when I was outside eating an icecream cone and Bandit Barnes come through in Diablo and said what up fool? I gots to get my props bitch. And I was like word. So yo, its like that just read this and you will make good flash movies.

Kapungo responds:

Hmm... straight 0s, but the review let me laugh so I'll let you off this time.